• "There's something wrong with the world today
  I don't know what it is.
  Somethings wrong with our eyes.
  We're seeing things in a different way
  and God knows it ain't his.
  -- Aerosmith, 'Livin on the Edge.'

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• "I think I just choked on your hopefullness."
  -- Becca.

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• "While we frown upon circular reasoning; it often works well enough."
  -- Patrick R. Bennett, Comparative Semitic Linguistics

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• "The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes."
  -- Tony Blair.

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• "If i could make it rain today
  and wash away this sunny day down to the gutter,
  I would."
  -- Counting Crows, 'Amy Hit the Armosphere.'

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• "It's got everything a romantic movie needs, except maybe dinosaurs."
  -- Daniel.

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• "Don't take my advice; it'll end up killing you!"
  -- Daniel.

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• "The rules are for lesser mortals."
  -- David T.

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• “Everybody's entitled to think what they want, even while being violently wrong.”
  -- Johnny Depp

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• "There's no doubt that I'll do it badly; being more of a poet than an artist, I've always tackled themes beyond my powers"
  -- Fyodor Dostoevsky

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• "There is nothing more frustrating than playing hide and seek with a deaf wolf"
  -- Constable Benton Fraser, Due South, Season 1, Episode 18.

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• "All of the vultures have left. Except for Jeanette and I; we're the loyal vultures."
  -- Ed.

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• "As a human being, one has been endowed with just enough intelligence to be able to see clearly how utterly inadequate that intelligence is when confronted with what exists."
  -- Albert Einstein.

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• "But the weaver of a tangled web don't get to be relaxlin'
  'Cause a careless slip of the silver tongue can cause a chain reaction"
  -- The Fables, 'O'brien.'

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• "The captain will come up with a plan."
  -- Zoe Warren, Firefly, Episode 5.
  "Well that's good. Right?"
  -- Kaylee Frye.
  "It's possible you're not recalling some of his previous plans."
  -- Zoe.

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• "There's times I think that you don't take me seriously. I think that oughta change."
  -- Jayne Cobb, Firefly, Episode 6.
  "Do you think it's likely to?"
  -- Malcolm Reynolds.

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• "Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
  -- Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly, Episode 6. (This happened not long after the quote above.)

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• "If I thought I were going to be quoted on the internet, I would be a lot quieter all the time."
  -- Gary.

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• "You're backpedalling down the bunny trails just to get the attention off of your flagrant wrongness!"
  -- Gary.

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• "To take a man up very sharp, to demand sternly that he shall explain himself, to dodge to and fro with your questions, to pounce on every apparent inconsistency, may be a good way of exposing a false witness or a malingerer. Unfortunately, it is also the way of making sure that if a shy or tongue-tied man has a true and difficult tale to tell you will never learn it."
  -- C. S. Lewis, An Experiment in Criticism

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• "Just because something isn't easy doesn't mean that it isn't simple."
  -- Lindsay.

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• "Which direction is the wind coming from?"
  -- Matt.
  "I think it's coming from my west."
  -- Lindsay.
  "Ah yes, Lindsay west."
  -- Matt.

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• "The gods justified human life by living it themselves--the only satisfactory theodicy ever invented."
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche, The Birth of Tragedy

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• "Yes. No. Maybe.
  I don't know.
  Can you repeat the question?"
  -- They Might Be Giants, 'Boss of Me.'

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