- "It's got everything a romantic movie needs, except maybe dinosaurs."
-- Daniel.
- "If I thought I were going to be quoted on the internet, I would be a lot quieter all the time."
-- Gary.
- "Just because something isn't easy doesn't mean that it isn't simple."
-- Lindsay.
- "The rules are for lesser mortals."
-- David T.
- "Which direction is the wind coming from?"
-- Matt.
"I think it's coming from my west."
-- Lindsay.
"Ah yes, Lindsay west."
-- Matt.
- "You're backpedalling down the bunny trails just to get the attention off of your flagrant wrongness!"
-- Gary.
- "Don't take my advice; it'll end up killing you!"
-- Daniel.
- "All of the vultures have left. Except for Jeanette and I; we're the loyal vultures."
-- Ed, commenting upon the number of people preventing Daniel from finishing his homework.
- "I think I just choked on your hopefullness."
-- Becca.